2000 Filled Sleeping Bags will Make a Cushy Place to Land

Hub Corn, the owner of the Roswell, N.M., ranch where a UFO supposedly crashed 50 years ago, has announced he will allow up to 2000 UFO enthusiasts to camp on the site to celebrate the anniversary. The Air Force says the “UFO” was a formerly classified balloon-launched spying system, but UFOlogists still call the site “sacred”. Mr. Corn is charging them $90 each for the overnight camp-out. (AP) ...Even if the aliens do happen to return for the golden jubilee, haven’t they already demonstrated their inability to land softly at that site?