Absolutely, Positively

Federal Express has lost 695 unscored answer sheets for the Scholastic Assessment Test taken by students in Gardena, Calif. The high school kids that took the multi-hour test will have to retake it, said officials from Educational Testing Service, which administers the college entrance exam. ETS notified the students of the lost tests by mail. “She read the letter, then read the letter again,” said one parent, and “she said, Mom, there’s no score.’ Things were coming out of my daughter’s mouth I didn’t think she knew.” (AP) ...She should ace the verbal portion, then.