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The Jockey Club of Southern Africa, which routinely checks the urine of racehorses for illegal substances, indeed found something suspicious in a recent sample: human DNA. Apparently, the horse was unable to provide the sample, so a trainer ordered one of the groomsmen to fill the test container. The official in charge of collecting the sample has been suspended pending an investigation. (Reuters) ...At least they were able to assure him he was clear of any sign of dourine.