Always Use a Modem

Grandmotherly sex therapist Ruth Westheimer was given a tour of computer giant Microsoft’s headquarters. She is worried about the employees — Dr. Ruth says it’s difficult to “have time to have good sex if you work 80 hours a week.” And forget cybersex: she told employees that “Human relationships and laughter and touching cannot be replaced by any computer.” (AP) ...Somehow, “good sex,” “micro” and “soft” don’t seem to be compatible concepts.