Anatomically Correct

Curators at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Sydney, Australia, have had to go to some special effort to keep one of its exhibits respectable. “We were finding that every time we went past Bill Clinton, the zipper was undone,” says manager Vicky Brown. Unlike the real president, the wax reproductions “are very accessible,” she said. “People tend to get up close to get their photographs taken.” The wax museum staff has therefore sewn the president’s zipper shut. (Reuters) ...“Been there, tried that, doesn’t work.” —Hillary Clinton.