Are they Live, or are they Mammorex?

Norm Zadeh has a unique idea for his new topless photo magazine, Perfect 10. Only women without breast implants may pose. He wants readers to remember “what real breasts look like, because they’ve forgotten. They think when a women lays down, her breasts are supposed to stand straight up, like rockets ready for launch.” Magazine industry analyst Samir Husni of the University of Mississippi doesn’t think Zadeh has much of a chance. “If he’s going for the puritan at heart, he’s wrong. The puritans aren’t going to be looking at a naked woman in the first place.” Husni says. “If it’s a fantasy magazine, why do I want to look at something real?” (AP) ...If men wanted plastic, they’d fantasize about Barbie.