As I Say, Not as I Do

The Rev. John K. Wibley, a fundamentalist preacher at the First Assembly of God Church in Worcester, Mass., preached against the evils of alcohol. He told his parish he was “enticed” into a local casino last week. He said he wasn’t there to gamble, but spent his time walking around, looking at the shops and restaurants. And, apparently, soaking up several free drinks: on his way home, he was arrested for drunk driving. (AP) ...And no cavorting with hookers! Oh, never mind.