At Least They Kept Off the Freeway

Bruce Hetrick, 36, a Delta Airlines customer service agent, and Ronald Hamilton, 32, a Delta mechanic, apparently took a quick spin around the Tucson, Ariz., airport. The most accessible vehicle was a 737 jetliner. A police car chased them down at the rev-up area and arrested them for theft. Hamilton was also charged with driving an aircraft under the influence. (AP) ...Maybe they can apply at Northwest.