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In Ontario, Canada, one must be 19 to drink alcohol, 18 to work serving alcohol, and 14 to work in a commercial establishment. Now, Ontario’s Consumer Minister is fighting for a law that requires strippers in bars be at least 18 years old. The action was prompted by a man who complained when he found his 15-year-old daughter was dancing nude in a bar — and no laws were being broken. (UPI) ...Wow, look at that cutie! Hey, wait a minute, she looks familiar.