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  Road Trip Redux

Chelle, who didn't say where in the U.S. she was from, was one of many who wrote appreciative notes about last week's description of my vacation trip to Southwest Colorado.

"I loved your note about Ouray!" Chelle wrote. "I got to visit there over Christmas last year and... wow!! It was even amazing at night, as the layer of steam settled over the town, and driving in on the road above, Ouray was just a glowing disc below. My reason for seeking out this tiny town was that my favorite author, Ayn Rand, used it as the setting for 'Galt's Gulch', a hidden place in the mountains, in Atlas Shrugged."

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  Road Trip

Before the snows return, I thought it was time to take a few days off and see some more of this incredible state. I turned off my computer last Tuesday and drove down to the southwest part of Colorado to see some places I had heard about.

Silverton is a tiny old mining town; you'd expect to see a picture of it in the dictionary under "quaint".

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  Howdy from the Deep South

I've been in Georgia and South Carolina all week, there for my first time to attend a conference, eat my fill of seafood (hard to get in landlocked Colorado!) and enjoy a bit of Southern Hospitality.

Southerners really do know how to make good fried chicken (but watch out! I got a second-degree burn on my lip it was so dang hot!) And I got a taste of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

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  Hit the Road, Jack

The True offices will be closed October 8-23 while I take a trip. This is True will still be coming out, so don't worry about getting your fix!

Where to? Eastern Europe. When I first started True, part of my plan was to do once-a-year trips to interesting places to immerse myself in a different culture ...and collect the local newspapers to do special issues of True. I got the idea on a trip to Canada, of all places. You might think that Canuck newspapers would be pretty similar to those in the U.S., but no: there are clear differences. I can't imagine how different other, non-English cultures, might be. By going there and collecting the newspapers, I can not only (perhaps!) work to sell True as a column to those newspapers, but also be in the culture so I can ask questions of locals in order to best understand what I read, and understand the context of what's "news" to the people there. And, of course, what's "weird"!

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  Where There's Smoke, There's Fire

I was called out last week for Yet Another Wildfire, this time just over the county line from Boulder, about 20 minutes from my house. This time we weren't quite as lucky: one of the air tankers "bombing" the fire with retardant crashed, killing both of the crewmen aboard.

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  OK, Buddy, Where's the Fire?

Forest fire season has started in Colorado. Last week you may have seen pictures of the "Snaking" fire in the mountains west of Denver on the news. I volunteer for a special Red Cross team that provides communications in disasters (radios and cell phones don't work well in the mountains). I'm a "ham" -- no, not that kind of ham, an amateur radio operator! -- and hams in Colorado have set up some amazing radio systems that work quite well in the mountains.

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  Art Imitating Life

I caught up this week with one of the few TV shows I'm watching -- the newest Star Trek series, Enterprise. The episode I saw this week had the ship come across a comet. A landing party went down to it, blasted out a crater, and took a core sample. (Nitpick for the producers: an 80km comet* doesn't produce full Earth gravity! Sheesh!)

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  Hold Your Breath

Last week, I ran this paragraph:

It's very weird to call 911 to summon help, but I did so this weekend. We have a carbon monoxide alarm, and it was going off. Once may be a fluke, but after being reset it went off again, so I asked the fire department to swing by with a professional grade detector to see what they got -- and they found 250 ppm of CO, which is definitely NOT good. Luckily, levels in my office were low, but we opened a window, turned the furnace off, and I went back to work. The men in red called the gas company and a beleaguered guy being run ragged by emergency calls all over the county showed up about 5 hours later. I love it when a competent person shows up! We figured out that the furnace was not defective, but rather the problem was "my fault": my wife had been painting the walls while I was writing this week's column, and when she was done I turned on the attic fan to blow out the paint fumes. Since it was chilly outside the furnace had kicked on, but by then there was so much pressure from the attic fan that the furnace's vent pipe had a downdraft, which blew the CO fumes into the basement. Case solved, but we never would have known without that detector. The $40-60 they cost is well worth it. If you don't have one, give your family an early Christmas present: Get One!

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  Come On Down for a Visit

After posting a few details about where I moved last week, several readers wrote with concerns similar to Sheryl, who didn't note where she is located: "I can certainly see why you'd be thrilled to be moving to such a lovely place, and obviously understand why you want to share it with the world. But I hope you didn't do yourselves a disservice! What if your glowing picture brings thousands of your readers to the area?"

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  A Bat Out of Hell

I moved this week, from just outside Boulder, Colorado, to rural Ridgway, Colorado, in gorgeous Ouray County. Actually, I'm not even in Ridgway (population: about 700; the entire county only has around 4,000), but outside town, on a mesa looking at two mountain ranges. I've long said that as a writer and online publisher, I can live anywhere I want -- so why was I in a city when I truly prefer more rural areas? As long as I have a decent Internet connection, I can live anywhere I want.

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  Paper-Based Spam

I'm getting sooooo sick of in-the-mail solicitations from credit card companies! But they're starting to make me angry, and I hope you'll join me in getting revenge. The major USA issuers subscribe to a service by one of the credit reporting agencies that will supposedly cut down on the mailings (toll-free: 888-567-8688). I called and registered with them, but I didn't notice any slow-down in the junk. But it's the new attitude they have that makes me angry.

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  Small Town Life

The new place I live in isn't really rural, per se -- we're 20 minutes from a town big enough to have a Home Depot, for instance. But that's in the next county; the county I live in has fewer than 4,000 full-time residents. As it happens, one of the leading local politicians, Alan, is the brother of a good friend of mine from California. I should say "was" a leading local politician; he retired from politics, but as an ex-sheriff, he's still pretty active in the community. He's one of the volunteers for the local ambulance service, and recently was appointed the head of the Office of Emergency Services. (It seems everyone wears more than one hat around here!)

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  Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

I'm the founder of an industry group that has a conference every year. My wife is organizing next year's event and negotiated with a large hotel to host us. Conferences are big money makers for hotels: they get a bunch of people staying in the rooms, and they get to feed the conference attendees rubber chicken and industrial coffee for exorbitant fees. So once she finished negotiating with the hotel and finalizing all the costs and details, the contract arrives and there's a charge they never disclosed: a $3/room/night "energy surcharge".

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  TV Land

I don't watch very much TV, so when I do I want something that's interesting and thought-provoking as well as entertaining. There's a new show on this year that I really like -- and naturally it's not doing all that well in the ratings. Why? Because, I think, it's interesting and thought-provoking as well as entertaining, and what really seems to attract a big audience these days isn't the smart stuff. So I'd like to urge you to try out Studio 60 on NBC, which comes on (for me, anyway!) at the exact same time Premium editions come out (Monday night at 9:00).

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  Ouray Ice Festival Photos

It's winter in Colorado. No, I mean winter! The temperature here this morning was -12.2F (-25.5C). The high today was 10.7F (-11.8C). This weekend, then, was perfect for the Ouray Ice Festival, held each year at what is likely the premier ice park in the world -- at the very least the best public park of its kind, the Ouray Ice Park.

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  School Bus Plunge (On Purpose)

I spent most of the day Sunday working at the scene of a school bus that plunged (buses always "plunge"!) over the side of a steep embankment on Ouray County's famous "Million Dollar Highway" below Red Mountain Pass.

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  Winning is Everything

A good friend of mine was inspired to create this video and post it to YouTube yesterday:

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  A Brush with the Grammys

Yeah, those Grammys -- the Grammy® Awards. But interesting as it is, the story takes a bit of background.

Last week my wife and I took off for a few days on the "Western Slope" of Colorado. We find the area around Ridgway (population 750ish) to be some of the most ruggedly beautiful terrain in the state, and recently bought some land on a mesa above town to accommodate our long-range plan to move there.

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  Out My Window: a Golden Eagle

I just love my job. Even though I "have to" work Sundays, I really have a gorgeous view out my window, and I sometimes see the most amazing things.

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  Spring Snow

It was a good day to stay inside today. Just because it's well into Spring doesn't mean it doesn't want to snow in Colorado! It came down all day today, sometimes in "whiteout" conditions, piling up about 18" (46 cm) at my house. It stopped about two hours before tonight's newsletter went out, so I just posted an amazing photo of what happens here when it snows:

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  Herb Caen: Master of the Three Dots

This story is what got me started on remembering Herb Caen -- it's from True's 17 May 2009 issue:

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  Honest to Goodness Good Stuff
 

Update:

What Happened Later

Something fairly profound happened to my wife and me Sunday. I have a group of friends that I communicate with regularly via an e-mail list, and Sunday afternoon I shared what happened with them. One asked, "Great story. Will you be sharing it with your readers?"

Hm: good question. I said I was pondering it -- but I don't very often tell stories about my volunteer EMS experiences in my weird news newsletter, yaknow? Another piped up: "Do it. People need good news right now. Especially some of us who are getting nervous as 50-somethings around us are dropping. Mortality is weighing quite heavy on some. Good news, firsthand accounts of honest to goodness good stuff helps."

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  Taking a Day Off

I live in one of the most beautiful parts of one of the most beautiful states in the union. If you've been following this blog, you know I work a lot, and know I stare out at the mountains from my office window -- I have a great view.

Recently I decided it was time to spend more time outside, living in the view, rather than just looking at it. This is the story of taking just one day off this week. I never do anything in a terribly conventional way: I took off from 5:00 p.m. Wednesday to 5:00 p.m. Thursday....

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  In the Line of Duty

The county I'm in is pretty small, population-wise: about 4,100 people. (Geography-wise, it's medium for the west: about 550 square miles.) As you might guess, there's not much shopping in my county, so for groceries we pop into Montrose, which is a town of about 16,000, and is only 20 minutes away. (Montrose County has a population of around 34,000 in 2,240 square miles.) So we know the town pretty well.

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  Tough Weekend

This week I've been dragging after a tough weekend. "Just" two ambulance calls, but they were doozies. I was just starting to make a late breakfast Saturday morning when we got a call for a rollover just 3 miles down the road.

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  A Glorious Dawn

I'm really taken with a video released on YouTube last week. It's an Auto-Tune, which is the name given to soundtracks that use the audio plug-in of the same name. Auto-Tune was designed to correct the pitch of vocals, but clever music creators realized they could use it to make spoken word recordings musical. This is a fantastic example of the genre.

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  Swine Flu

Yeah: Looks Like I Got It!

I've been out of the office for the better part of a week, and am even farther behind on e-mail and other work than usual. Last Thursday I drove with a friend to Reno, where we were both speakers at the Mensa "gathering" put on by a friend of ours there. I'll have more to say about that later, but my talk went very well. We drove back Sunday, through a couple of snow storms and a sand storm in the Utah desert, and again straight through -- I only took over at the wheel for a few hours. (My paramedic buddy Norm is a road warrior!)

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  Avatar Movie Review

I'm not sure if I've ever done a movie review in True before, and I won't be doing them that often, but I went to see Avatar this weekend, and I was very impressed. Over the past several weeks I saw a lot of the hype for the movie, including quite a few clips, and frankly none of it attracted me. I was intrigued that several actors who weren't in the movie were promoting it, apparently not sent by the studio or James Cameron; that said more to me than anything else.

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  Mystery Power Outage

We have a pretty complex power system at our house in the country: critical systems (heat, fridge/freezer, and the office, including the computer network) are on backup power so we can run them for days in case of a power outage. The worst so far has been just a few hours, most recently when a pole on the edge of our property snapped when it was really, really cold (apparently the pole had rotted, and then couldn't take the cold). So I was really perplexed when I got an alert last night that the backed-up circuits had failed ...yet the rest of the house was on. Huh?!

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  On Stage with Penn & Teller

This is the sordid tale of my having been exposed to Teller's bodily fluids.

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  The Life You Save May Be...

A special "extra" story this week. I've pulled it out separately because it doesn't "really" fit in with True's theme. While it is a bit weird, it's certainly not about someone doing something stupid.

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