Bail to the Chief

Hillary Clinton, desperate to find something external to blame for her husband’s political problems, now says bigotry against people from Arkansas is behind the ongoing attacks on the president. “I think a lot of this is prejudice against our state,” she complained in an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper. “They wouldn’t do this if we were from some other state.” The first lady previously claimed a “vast right-wing conspiracy” was behind Clinton’s legal and political problems. (UPI) ...Face it, Hillary: the only outside thing to blame is Bill’s zipper.