Big Boys Don’t Cry

A trucker with a load of “Milwaukee’s Best” beer couldn’t hold his liquor — his trailer split and dumped 2,000 cases of the suds on a Michigan highway. “I looked in my mirrors and beer was flying everywhere,” driver Mike Blakley said. One motorist was more emotional: he pulled over, surveyed the carnage, and was quoted as crying over and over, “My God. My God. Oh no. My God.” (AP) ...Lamenting spilled Guinness Stout, sure. Bass Ale, maybe. But Milwaukee’s Best? Grow up, buddy!