Bitty Winky II

The ecoactivist Greenpeace organization has taken a new tack on driving home the effects of environmental pollution with a new newspaper advertisement that has run in several British newspapers. The ad, headlined “You’re not half the man your father was,” shows a very tiny penis. “It’s true,” the ad continues. “Scientists have shown that some chemicals that we dump into our seas are causing willies to shrink in size.” Further, sperm counts and sperm “quality” are decreasing. The result: “Now the human population is also at risk.” (Australian AP) ...Well, if everyone dies off, we won’t have to worry about the environment anymore.