Randy Cassingham's Blog

Posted by Maurizio - London on September 6, 2010:

"Randy" site can't help talking about boobs and butts.

Your British readers won't be surprised....

Posted by Cory, Topeka, Kansas on September 6, 2010:

Sad stories don't go over so sadly with such silly names. Parents take heed!

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Of course, these are family names. As far as given names, Kermit may be odd, but in this case it certainly beats Seymour. -rc

Posted by Mike from Dallas on September 6, 2010:

Unrelated to the story, but it's funny how certain words (names?) trigger spam filters. Like the time I was on the beach when some muscle-bound idiot was showing off by lifting a well-endowed, bikini-clad beauty up on each bicep. And a friend exclaimed, "Wow, look at the broads on that boob!"

Posted by Wally from Kansas on September 7, 2010:

Detectives report that Butts cracked under interrogation.

Posted by Mark - Flint, MI on September 7, 2010:

Randy, I can't stop laughing. I'll show this to the wife tonight. She'll get a kick out of it. She likes "butt" jokes and I like "boobs".

Posted by Lisa from day U.P. of Michigan, 'eh on September 7, 2010:

Ok ok, I know someone beat me with a cracked joke, but I still have to do it, it's my inner twelve-year-old boy talking:

"Authorities suspect Mr. Butts may have been on crack during the Boob job."

Ba-dum-TISS

Posted by Lorrie, Kailua, Oahu on September 7, 2010:

This story had me cringing... very similar reaction I have to those reality shows with mentally challenged people. Still, it did not stop me from reading the entire story...why??? I feel so dirty. ;0) Thanks for the smiles!

Posted by Phil, San Antonio, Texas, USA on September 8, 2010:

Too bad Ronald's last name wasn't Beaver or something similar to complete the trifecta.

Posted by Chris, Pueblo on September 10, 2010:

I feel so dirty, so ashamed, but the shame of it all, is that she is really a very good looking Boob.

Posted by Pierre, Ontario, Canada on September 10, 2010:

I think that if just about anyone else except (but?) Randy had posted this story, I would have said to myself: "Self, someone has a great imagination, this story is fake."

But, as my late friend Sherlock told me: "Pierre, there are more real, true, and strange things in the world than there are in all of fiction." (Well, OK, that is not an exact quote. But I bet 50 quatloos, RC will either know or quickly find exact one.)

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Look at the top of the page: "Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense." Close enough. -rc