Randy Cassingham's Blog

Posted by Greg, South Australia on January 16, 2012:

Hmmm... maybe someone told him to "shove it up your big fat a...".

Posted by Matt - Vancouver, WA on January 16, 2012:

Looks like an old S&W Victory or N model. A real nasty way to treat a fine classic weapon.

If some thug pulled one on me, I would probably tell him where to shove the thing. Looks like this guy took someone's advice to heart.

Still, a cruel way to treat a nice revolver.

Posted by Jeremy, Sydney, Australia on January 16, 2012:

The capacity of his cavity suggests that he may have experienced life behind bars already....

Posted by Ron, Delaware on January 17, 2012:

No wonder he complained of "heart problems and said he couldn't walk". I felt the same after looking at the ruler....

Posted by Jeremy - Rochester, NY on January 17, 2012:

Perhaps a more likely explanation is that the police don't want to admit they missed the weapon when there were allegedly searching him? "It must have been in a body cavity" could be what they're saying to keep their jobs.

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I don't think that's too easily faked. -rc

Posted by Roger-Delray Beach, FL on January 17, 2012:

To have a rectal orifice THAT LARGE, he's either an ex-con, who spent too much time in the showers, or a D.C. POLITICIAN with "cranio-rectal inversion"!! You can figure THAT one out yourself.

Posted by Hank - Charlottesville, VA on January 17, 2012:

Can we say that all his problems are behind him?

Posted by Mike from Dallas on January 17, 2012:

So far, nobody's mentioned the young lady with the gun concealed in her bra. So let me say this about that:

If you've gotit, flauntit.

(Right cup, Clyde.)

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There has been surprisingly little comment about my tag on that story! -rc

Posted by Lynda, Sacramento, CA on January 17, 2012:

OUCH! That would put childbirth to shame and I have had two kids!

Posted by Sue in Bremerton on January 19, 2012:

Actually I rather liked the tag line for the bra/holster story. I just wonder what her boyfriend might have thought during an amorous session. Back to Mae West, is that a flashlight in your pocket... you know the rest. Is that a gun in your bra or WHAT?