Sadly, This Isn't a Lawyer Joke
I expect to get a few complaints from lawyer readers about the lead story this week -- a lot of my readers are lawyers. (I also have a relatively high number of cops and preachers in my distribution. Apparently those three professions particularly like this kind of reading.) My guess is that most of my lawyer readers are pretty decent people and doing a good job fighting for true justice, and they also find the sort of comments their colleague made to be reprehensible. Weekly Weird News But before going on, let's get to the story: Why Lawyers Have Bad Reputations, Part 635 Police in Milan, Mich., say Stephen Humphrey, 39, and his wife, Brenda, 34, got into an argument at a bar. He got in his pickup to leave as she reached in to grab her cell phone. Her arm was caught in the seatbelt, but he kept going; her arm was torn off just below the elbow. Humphrey's lawyer, John Gonta, decried the felony charges against his client. Because Humphrey stopped and took his wife to the hospital after the accident, "he's a hero," Gonta said. "He saved her life." Gonta says Humphrey can't remember the incident. "Not because he was drunk or incoherent, but because he was in shock," Gonta argued. "Who wouldn't be shocked by such a horrific thing?" Tests taken five hours after the accident showed Humphrey's blood alcohol level was still .03 percent, plus showed a measurable amount of marijuana. In exchange for prosecutors dropping a third- offense drunk driving charge, Humphrey pleaded no contest to causing serious injury while driving with a suspended license, and driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. He faces up to five years in prison on each charge. (Detroit Free Press, Milan News-Leader, Monroe News) ...Enough time for Brenda to get a divorce. Unfortunately, she needs a lawyer for that. Most lawyers would say, probably accurately, that they are not that sort of lawyer. Yet, until legal groups with significant backbone (e.g., the American Bar Association) start to use their clout to firmly, publicly, and repeatedly repudiate such twisted statements, the general opinion of lawyers isn't going to improve. Now, that said: do any lawyer readers want to take up the case and argue the other side? August 20 UpdateI asked, "Do any lawyer readers want to take up the case and argue the other side?" I got some response. I want to emphasize that I'm not talking about them making sure their client gets a fair trial; I'm talking about the absurd ways they try to get their clients off, no matter what they have to say to do it. And I heard from virtually no lawyers, so I have to conclude that either none of my many, many lawyer readers practice in the criminal defense arena, or they fully agree, especially the part where I said "My guess is that most of my lawyer readers are pretty decent people and doing a good job fighting for true justice, and they also find the sort of comments their colleague made to be reprehensible." (and "reprehensible" is a pretty strong word for those who make their living choosing Just The Right Word!) What do I mean by "virtually no" lawyers? Well, I heard from no American lawyers. I did get this from Garth in Queensland, Australia: As a lawyer, I am torn between agreeing wholeheartedly with the absurdity of the defence and supporting the need for it. Indeed, many of the finest legal ethicists in the common law world debate this very issue daily, and have done since the earliest days of British law, upon which the American system is based. Dang it, Garth: you wrote all that (and more -- I cut out a bit to make it more concise), but you didn't go into the reasons why you also wanted to agree wholeheartedly! :-) You're correct that I'm not suggesting people who appear to be guilty shouldn't be entitled to representation; rather, I'm suggesting that lawyers stick to reason, to stop short of "reprehensible" words or conduct. Even "obviously" guilty criminals (say, someone caught on film committing the crime) are entitled (another very strong word!) to a fair trial, and it's up to his lawyer to ensure he gets it. But it's not my position that it's a lawyer's "duty" to get his client off "no matter what", even though I do believe it's significantly better for 100 guilty O.J. Simpsons to go free than for one innocent O.J. to be sent to prison. Lawyers are limited -- by the law, by ethics, and by the judges in the case -- in what novel theories they can propose, and no one is saying those limits are hampering defendants' rights to fair trials. All I'm arguing is, there's a reason that most people consider most lawyers to be scum, even though (as I said) most are probably good people. And making "hero" statements like the lawyer in the story last week did add to the damage to the profession's reputation, so why is it that legal organizations with clout don't censure attorneys for doing that damage? And note that I didn't choose to start this debate on any old story, but one where the lawyer 1) did make reprehensible comments, and 2) in a case that has already been decided -- the guy who ripped off his wife's arm pled "no contest". Rather than try to explain that myself, I'll use the legal dictionary from law.com: No Contest: In criminal law, a defendant's plea in court that he/she will not contest the charge of a particular crime, also called nolo contendere. While technically not an admission of guilt for commission of the crime, the judge will treat a plea of "no contest" as such an admission and proceed to find the defendant guilty as charged. A "no contest" plea is often made in cases in which there is also a possible lawsuit for damages by a person injured by the criminal conduct (such as reckless driving, assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated assault), because it cannot be used in the civil lawsuit as an admission of fault. At the risk of complaints by lawyers, I'll summarize that: it's effectively a guilty plea, but without an admission of guilt that can be used against the defendant in a separate lawsuit. In other words, the defendant admitted he committed the act, even when his attorney was trying to convince the "court of public opinion" that his client was some sort of "hero" for taking his victim to the hospital after he tore off her arm. (Making "reprehensible" a clearly appropriate word here!) I'm all for freedom of speech. I'm also for professional standards, and a small percentage of lawyers is making the entire profession look bad. So again, I think "until legal groups with significant backbone (e.g., the American Bar Association) start to use their clout to firmly, publicly, and repeatedly repudiate such twisted statements, the general opinion of lawyers isn't going to improve." Blog Updates
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Posted by Walter, Florida on July 11, 2008:
Everyone forgets the one item. "Money" A lawyer does not have to accept the case if it will choke him.
Posted by Ernest Junee, NSW Australia on July 11, 2008:
OK, I'm coming into this late as I only just found the link in your latest email. I'm not a lawyer, but have had to study and apply a lot of laws here in Australia and am a great student of the British legal system on which both the Australian and USA systems are based.
I love reading the biographies and like of the British lawyers. One thing I do find interesting is an ethical British lawyer is an officer of the court first and his client's defender second. His job is to get the best he can for his client, but once told his client admits his guilt to the lawyer, an ethical lawyer can't defend a plea of 'Not guilty' as he would be in violation of his oath to see justice done. Once having pleaded guilty, he'll do his best to minimise his client's sentence. And this is how I think it should be, if the person's guilty, and the lawyer knows this for a fact, he shouldn't represent him unless he pleas that way.
Posted by Phil in Oregon on July 11, 2008:
You say you did not receive any responses on this issue from any lawyers in America? Hmm, I wrote you at least 2 or 3 comments defending the lawyer and pointing out that allowing anyone (bar association or whoever) to decide what a lawyer can or cannot argue in a case would automatically interfere with a defendant's right to a fair trial. You responded to one of my comments via email.
I spent several years as a prosecutor, so I have been a lawyer although I don't practice law now. So what am I, chopped liver? Or maybe you didn't count my comments because I am not now a practicing attorney even though that was my profession for several years.
In either case, I don't think it's quite accurate to say you never received any comments from any American lawyer.
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Then I'm unclear why you didn't say anything when the contents of this page was first published in August 2006. Sorry, but I don't remember any messages from you, and I don't find any in my Comments folders. Perhaps you didn't mention you are/were a lawyer and I didn't realize it -- I don't know. I also have no opinion on whether you're chopped liver or not, as I have not met you in person, nor have I seen objective analysis from an expert.
(Later thought: I suppose it's also possible that you wrote me after I wrote this page to say that no American lawyers had responded, by which time it was too late.) -rc
Posted by Scott, Killeen, TX on July 12, 2008:
To some extent, this is a self-limiting problem: absurdities offered to a judge or jury are likely to have the judge or jury laughing... while they vote against the defendant.
Posted by Tristram, ME on July 13, 2008:
I have a friend who argues passionately that the lawyers duty to his or her client is to get a not guilty verdict no matter what. This is how she defines "best possible representation." It all ends up being in how you define that. I do find it odd that people hate lawyers so much but love the police. The solicitor Mr. Slimy Slime might do questionable things in representing his client, or in prosecuting the accused, but it is up to Officer Smiley to accuse someone, and the latter will do much more outlandish things to build a case. Not to mention that lawyers don't police themselves and know they are subject to the same laws as those they defend or prosecute.
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Things might be different in Canada, but there's definitely a love/HATE relationship with the police in the U.S. Most love them when they need them, but otherwise "hate" them to be zealous. It's interesting watching some people try to resolve the conflicts in their thinking. -rc
Posted by Tom of Wallingford, PA on July 14, 2008:
I am not a lawyer, but I do not think that this is a problem; such a ridiculous proclamation will be summarily rejected by any reasonable judge or jury. The lawyer making this absurd argument is not helping his client, since not only will the argument be rejected, but it also damages his credibility for any other statements he makes on behalf of his client. If this is truly the best defense that can be made, then the system should work, as the accused should readily be found guilty as charged.
Where I have a problem in this case is with the prosecution plea-bargaining such a "slam dunk" case. Just as the defense attorney should vigorously defend his client to get the minimal possible outcome, so too should the prosecution vigorously pursue the maximum (reasonable) outcome. When the defense must resort to such absurd claims, there is no reason for the prosecution to "cave in" and offer a plea agreement. Offering a plea in such a case for "expediency" or to save money (tax dollars) is reprehensible and indicates that the prosecutors are not doing their job. They are creating a public safety hazard by allowing such an evil person to walk the streets long before he should be allowed to again see the light of day.
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I agree with your first point, though I still see a "problem" in that such tactics damage the reputation of the profession as a whole. Your second point is something I hadn't considered, and is an excellent thought-provoker indeed. -rc
Posted by Roach, Netherlands on July 15, 2008:
I'm wondering whether the lawyer really did his best representative effort.
Personally, if I had been the judge (or a member of the jury), all that plea would have caused me to do would be to move the punishment up a notch for not really being repentant. Obviously, if he doesn't disagree with his lawyer, the defendant agrees with the statements, and therefore I have to doubt his pleas of how sorry he is that it happened.
Not only did the lawyer a disservice to his own profession (which admittedly should take second seat to the interests of his client), but here I think he also did a disservice to his client...
Posted by Neil, UK on August 9, 2008:
Randy, I'd say that you explained where this lawyer went wrong, albeit indirectly, in the TSA book, where you said (p.322) that lawyers are "committed to continue on with their client even though they don't think the case has merit". Gonta's assertions are merely an (extreme to the point of ludicrous) manifestation of this underlying problem.