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Udderly Ridiculous Photo
Sometimes the photo that goes with a story is funnier than the story. Sometimes the story is pretty good all by itself. This one, from the 19 October 2008 issue, is a toss-up: I'm not sure which part is funnier. First, the story:
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Police in Middletown, Ohio, responded to a disturbance and found Michelle Allen, 32, running around the street wearing a cow suit. They advised her to go home. Instead, she impeded traffic, chased children, and urinated on a resident's porch, so officers felt they had no choice but to arrest her. Allen, who police say smelled of alcohol, was given a month in jail for disorderly conduct. (Oxford Press) ...A cow suit? Funny, but she was acting more like a horse's ass.
Wait! Don't scroll down yet!
Put down your milk (or coffee) before scrolling to view the two photos (but go slow enough that you see one at a time. Trust me: it's worth it. Really.
Here's her mug shot, courtesy of the Middletown Police:
But wait, there's more -- police mug shot cameras are generally set up to get an arrestee's face, but there was more to this case than that:
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Posted by Kristi in Arizona on October 27, 2008:
I'm just as confused as you Randy. The first comment I read was the one about the suit being on backwards. I had to go back up and look at the photos. Then I had to read all the comments to see WHY??? anyone would think the suit was on backwards. That's just too funny! Kudos to the comment about the "drunk and disudderly conduct." That's my favorite!
Posted by Lloyd - Canada on October 27, 2008:
Randy, the suit is not backwards so much as upside down. (Her head should be in the suits rear-end to match the intelligence of the act)...
Posted by julie roseburg, oregon on November 12, 2008:
reminds me of my ex mother-in-law