Busted

Bennie Casson is suing. He was in P.T.’s Show Club in Sauget, Ill., where he claims that dancer Busty Heart hit him with her 88-inch breasts, which reportedly weigh 40 pounds each. Casson’s suit says he suffered “emotional distress, mental anguish and indignity,” as well as his neck, shoulder and back being “bruised, contused, lacerated and made sore” by Heart’s “slamming her breasts into his neck and head region, all without legal justification, provocation or consent.” He’s asking for $200,000 in damages. (Knight-Ridder) ...He’ll need at least that much for his divorce settlement.