Canadian Bakin’

A Toronto, Ont., Canada, man was startled to be awakened at 4:00 am by police, fire, and ambulance personnel who had responded to an emergency call — the caller had found the man naked inside a coin-operated clothes dryer in a coin-op laundry, and thought he was dead. The man explained he was washing the clothes he was wearing but got cold, so he climbed into the dryer and then fell asleep. (AP) ...Birthday suits should only be done by hand.