Charge It

Cindy Penka called her husband Thomas at the electronics store where he works to tell him that she had just been robbed of her purse. As they discussed canceling her credit cards, a store clerk signaled Thomas that someone had just handed him one of Cindy’s credit cards for a purchase. Thomas told Cindy he had to go, then called police. The clerk was able to stall long enough for police to arrive and arrest two men on larceny and forgery charges. (AP) ...Just their rotten luck: the clerk knew Cindy didn’t have a moustache.