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An unidentified couple in Woodstock, Ga., had their car and checkbook stolen. They reported the thefts, then went to the bank to close their checking account. That’s when they spotted their stolen car in the bank’s drive-through lane, where the suspects were allegedly trying to cash one of the stolen checks. The couple called 911 and police caught Roderick C. Chatman, 36, and Juli Marie Levinge, 30, after a brief chase. The couple needn’t have bothered, however: the forged check was made out in Chatman’s name, and he left his driver’s license with the teller when he fled. “Obviously, he was doomed from the start,” a sheriff’s spokesman said. (AP) ...The things kids learn in school these days probably means this will soon be more or less normal.