Cleaning Up

Alben Dupree, 48, ran a janitorial service serving the Richmond (Va.) International Airport. But the mysterious disappearance of items from United Airlines’ drop-safe prompted police to set up a video camera, which allegedly caught Dupree using his vacuum on more than just dirt. “He stuck the [vacuum] hose down in through the opening of the safe, and he would fish around with the hose until it [stuck] against something,” airport police captain Craig McLean said. The sucked-out envelopes contained at least $6,889 in cash, police say. “At least he was creative,” McLean added. (Richmond Times-Dispatch) ...It’s gotta be rough when even an inside job sucks.