Postal carrier Tim Hoban is having a problem with a wild turkey on his route in Newton, Mass. The bird chases him. “He’s a big one, bigger than any dog that’s chased me,” Hoban says: 4'6" tall and 30 pounds. “He sees me, hunches up his back, spreads his wings, goes gobble, gobble and charges right at me.” Hoban admits, “there are some things that are really funny about this,” but has received permission to skip mail delivery in the area until the problem is resolved. (Reuters) ...Big deal. People are laid low by Wild Turkey all the time.