Desperately Needs a Hobby

Terry Grice, 26, of Jackson County, Fla., celebrated a bout of depression by building a wooden rig to hold his penis and testicles in place while he used a circular saw to cut them off. He then tossed the dismembered parts into the back of his pickup truck and drove 50 miles to a hospital in Alabama for medical care. For days, Grice insisted that he had been attacked by strangers, but finally admitted that he had done the deed himself. His wife, three stepchildren and a nephew slept through the incident. (Reuters) ...And presto! No more unsightly bulge!