Don’t Scare the Horses

Dollar Academy Headmaster John Roberston of Perth, Scotland, is tired of seeing his boarding school charges kissing and hugging in the street. Now, students of opposite sex must keep at least six inches from each other. Parents and students alike have criticized the new rule. “It is not as if we are having red-hot sex sessions in the middle of the street,” said one student. (Reuters) ...Certainly not: surely they do that in private.