Dress for Success

Police in Annapolis, Md., are looking for a few ugly women. The band of thieves are “very unattractive and obviously male,” a police detective says. The men wear tight skirts and high heels, and the distraction they cause allows accomplices to steal money, credit cards and checks from stores. “They might look kind of silly when they dress up, but they're really good at what they do,” the detective added. (AP) ...It's a good ploy by the crime boss: he knows the gang won't brag about the scheme to their friends.