Felony Assault

Need a gift idea for your favorite police officer? Winchell’s Donut House is offering Doughnut Cologne, to give every man or woman in blue a “Just-Had-My-Break Smell”, the cruller company says. The maple bar mavens suggest that if the cops won’t wear it, they might use it to pretty-up the smell of their patrol cars or police dogs. (AP) ...Available in two sizes: weeny and magnum.