Final Call for Boarding

The operator of the Malpensa Airport in Milan, Italy, has announced a free ice rink for passengers to skate away their waiting time at the airport. The airport, known for its long delays, will offer skates for rent. Meanwhile, a new attraction has also been announced for Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands. The Yam Yum Caviar Club, a chain of brothels, plans to open a bordello in the airport’s departure area. Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, and government officials are reportedly “receptive” to the plan. “Passengers will be treated to a luxury welcome with champagne and caviar and can opt for a relaxing massage,” a spokesman for the brothel said. “They could pop in before going home to the lady wife.” (Reuters, 2) ...No, really, dear: those marks are from the skates.