Get a Room!

Officials in the retirement community of Sun City West, Ariz., are urging the elderly residents to please go inside when they have sex. In the past year there have been more than 20 reports of seniors having sex in community pools, spas and cars, on golf courses, golf carts and park benches, and in both hetero- and homosexual varieties. Maricopa County Sheriff spokesman Dick Cherry says volunteers will watch for inappropriate “intimate behavior” and will urge perpetrators to cover up. (Arizona Republic) ...Time for eye exams. It’s Sun City. S-U-N. Not S-I-N.