Get Shorty

Smoking does not just shorten a man’s life. It also shortens his ...uh... favorite sexual organ, researchers from Massachusetts’ Boston University School of Medicine say. Their “statistically significant” findings show smoking damages blood vessels and inhibits blood flow — pretty much the opposite of Viagra. Clive Bates, director of Action on Smoking and Health, welcomed the news. “The advantage of the penis from the communications point of view is that it is easy to imagine it shriveled up and shrunken whereas damage to other vital organs such as the heart is much less obvious or easy to visualize,” he said. (Reuters) ...It takes a guy with an agenda to name that as the primary advantage of the penis.