Good Girls Don’t

A 55-year-old man in Burbank, Calif., put an ad in a sex magazine catering to sadomasochists, and was happy when a woman responded to his offer of a blind date. When she arrived at his home, he allowed her to strip him, handcuff him, and strap him to a proctology table he had in his “playroom”. Then she put a hood over his head and really went to work: she and an accomplice robbed the house. The man wasn’t found until the next day, when the mailman heard him calling for help. (Burbank Leader) ...That was fantastic! Are you free on Friday night?