Having a Ball in South Florida, Wish You Were Here

A robber apparently didn’t have a stocking to use as a mask when he hit a bank in Fort Myers Beach, Fla. His disguise: a beach ball with eye holes, and plastic bags over his hands. “I’m looking for a guy with a beach ball on his head,” a Lee County sheriff’s investigator said. “You don’t see that every day.” (AP) ...He needs to get out more: there are people with inflated heads all over the place.