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Charles Dellaria, 37, was arrested in Mashantucket, Conn., for allegedly stealing an ice chest. Not just any ice chest: this one belonged to the New England Eye & Tissue Transplant Bank and contained two human corneas meant for transplant. “I don't believe he's involved in any type of stolen human body part ring,” said State Police Detective Jeff Megin, who interviewed Dellaria, noting the foam container looked like ones fishermen use. “He thought they were lobsters.” (AP) ...Wrong kind of seefood, pal.