Hey, If You’re Not Busy

Jeff Shrouds was flying from Minneapolis to San Francisco with his girlfriend on a Northwest Airlines plane when the cabin started filling with smoke. “This looked pretty serious so I thought do it now’,” Shrouds said, explaining why he chose that moment to ask his girlfriend to marry him. “I thought the captain could marry us on the way down if we were going to crash,” Shrouds explained. The plane landed safely; the problem was traced to an overheated air conditioner. His girlfriend, Jody Nichols, accepted the proposal. (AP) ...If you think that would have been a quick wedding, consider the honeymoon.