Homesick

Marvin Stewart, 76, has been lonely since he got out of prison, so he stopped by the People's National Bank in Council Bluffs, Iowa, and handed a note to a teller demanding $100. After he completed his robbery, he told bank employees he would be waiting in his car, where arriving police officers found him smoking a cigarette. Stewart told officers he had no family and wanted to be sent to federal prison. “It is a little odd,” a police spokesman offered. (Reuters) ...Prosecutors plan to ask for the most severe punishment they can think of: community service and probation.