The American Life League, a Virginia-based anti-abortion group, claims that many of Disney’s animated children’s features contain subliminal sexual imagery. The latest, they charge, is in The Lion King, where a cloud of dust over Simba spells out the word “sex”. In The Little Mermaid, a minister shows “obvious sexual arousal”, while Aladdin contains a voice which whispers “good teenagers, take off your clothes.” A Disney spokesman says the claims are “ridiculous”. (Reuters) ...Ah! But “ridiculous” anagrams to “curious lid”, and “spokesman” is “keno spasm” (or, worse, “Kemp? No ass”), and “Disney” itself unscrambles to “Dye Sin”! Explain that, fast-talker!