I Did Say Please’

Police in suburban Montgomery County, Md., are looking for two nice robbers. The duo, which has struck at least seven times in less than two months, usually enter homes through unlocked doors. And they’re very polite about it. One victim noted, “We got into a conversation as if he was a buddy,” despite the gun pointed at his head. “By the time he left, I put my arm on his shoulder and said, I’m sorry I didn’t have more money’,” he added. (AP) ...With brains like that, he never will.