If the Dress does Not Fit, You Must Acquit

A New York entrepreneur is reporting brisk sales of a doll he created in the likeness of President Clinton. The doll, which wears only boxer shorts, talks when squeezed below the waist. “I’ll bomb Baghdad, I’ll bomb France, if you’ll remove my underpants,” the doll might say, or “Oral sex is not adultery.” But designer Ted Theise says the gag doll, marketed under the name “Fondle Me Bubba”, is “not really anything nasty. If anything, we’ve probably toned down from the real Bubba.” (Reuters) ...Meanwhile Clinton says that if he is forced out of office, he will devote his full time efforts to “finding the real Bubba.”