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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has finally approved the “female condom,” which has been available in other countries for a number of years, but only if it comes with several pages of instructions with 11 diagrams showing proper use. But what to call them to attract American women? “We looked at names like Behold, Within, Beyond — pretty words and pretty packages with roses or young couples in the sunlight,” said company spokeswoman Mary Ann Leeper. Keeping modern diseases in mind, they finally decided to take a serious approach: “Reality” comes packaged in a plain white box. (AP) ...It’ll never sell: Americans can’t face reality.