Halt!

Palm Beach County (Fla.) Sheriff Deputy Sherri Johnson was driving an unmarked patrol car in plain clothes when a man in an SUV tried to pull her over. She was also being followed by another deputy, who asked the SUV driver if he was a police officer. "Yes, I'm a cop. Pull over," he allegedly responded. They all did, but the driver was no cop: he had a vulgar "Inspector 69" badge -- and a real gun. John W. Lookebill, 52, was arrested on charges of impersonating a police officer. "My husband is a very good man. He helps a lot of people," offered Lookebill's wife, Sandra. "I do know that my husband didn't do that." (Stuart News) ...Why, because he never makes vulgar advances on her?