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When Sao Paulo, Brazil, police detectives arrested Robson Augusto do Nascimiento Araujo after a string of high priced car thefts, they found his calling card — literally: he carried business cards showing the business name “Thefts and Holdups Ltd,” with his title reading “thief”. (Reuters) ...Eh. He probably stole them.


Publication Date: 14 August 1994

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