It Slices, It Dices

John Bobbitt, who became famous merely because his wife cut him down to size by slicing off his penis and tossing it in the street, has sent his lawyer to the divorce court in an effort to regain custody of the knife. But the judge withheld his decision until ownership of the knife could be properly determined. Meanwhile, Bobbitt has agreed to play himself in an “adult” movie, where he will apparently show the world his interesting scar. (AP) ...Please! Ask the director to stop yelling “cut”!