Judicial Restraint

London, England, Judge John Wroath was getting ready for court when he discovered his horsehair wig and robe were missing. His 30-year-old son, a singer in the rock band “Wayward Sons”, had borrowed them for use on stage. “If I ever find him near them again, he will feel the full force of my law,” the judge decreed. (Reuters) ...Maybe it could be worse: what does your wife do, sir?