Just Don’t Collate

“What did I do? What did I do?” demanded Daniel F. Everett, 38, as police officers at the St. Louis County (Mo.) Courthouse arrested him in the crowded courthouse lobby. Witnesses say Everett had pulled down his pants, sat on a public photocopier, and dropped coins in its slot to make copies of his buttocks. He was on his third print when officers stopped him. “His laundry was right there on the floor!” one woman said. He was charged with disturbing the peace with indecent conduct. (AP) ...Doing it in public is a simple infraction. Hitting the “Enlarge 200%” button is what made it a misdemeanor.