Just the Facts, Man

Police in Honolulu, Hawaii, responding to an apartment after a “911” call, were greeted by Denny Usui, 28. They asked to see his grandmother, who lived there, but he told them she wasn’t home. After insisting they needed to talk to her, he changed his story, officers say. “Oh, I think she’s dead,” he told the cops. “She’s in the shower.” Officers found her, dead, “neatly covered” by a blanket. Usui reportedly told them, “I don’t want to say anything else until I speak to my attorney because this is a felony and I never committed a murder before.” (Honolulu Star-Bulletin) ...If you give up your right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you as soon as we finish laughing.