Keep a Low Profile

Tallahassee, Fla., police officer Greg Tucker heard a loud stereo in a car parked at a convenience store and pulled in to tell its driver, Alonzo Lamar McMillian, 20, to turn it down. Then he noticed the car was parked in a handicapped only space. Tucker told the driver to move, but the man said he’d only be there a minute. About then, a license check came back: the car was stolen. “He’s not exactly a criminal mastermind,” Tucker said after he arrested McMillian on charges of grand theft auto, battery on a law enforcement officer, drug possession — and parking in a handicapped space. (Tallahassee Democrat) ...Sorry, pal, but “lack of brains” isn’t a qualification for a handicap permit.