Lemmie See It

Leonard Ruckman was drinking in a tavern with a woman in Stotts City, Mo., when they started to argue. They stepped outside, where it escalated. Ruckman, 40, has been charged with “armed criminal action” and felony assault after he allegedly took out his pocket knife and cut out one of the woman’s breast implants. It was unclear what Ruckman’s relationship with the woman was, but “I guess he knew her well enough to know she had breast implants,” noted assistant prosecutor Matt Selby. Neither the knife nor the implant were found. If convicted, Ruckman faces life in prison. (AP) ...I can see Johnny Cochran’s closing defense argument now: “If the C-cup doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”