Life Stinks

Andrew Rakich of Wellington, New Zealand, broke up with his girlfriend and broke his ankle all in one day, and he was feeling a bit low. “And then I had this idea,” he said. The idea, “Skunk Shot”, is a dog repellant that works because it smells terrible. Local animal protection officials have approved of the spray. “The beauty of it, and the guy demonstrates it on himself, is that it doesn’t hurt the animal,” an animal control officer said. Rakich says he now plans to develop a spray to ward off humans. (Reuters) ...Andy, you’ve been testing the spray on yourself, and your girlfriend split. Sounds like you’ve already succeeded.