May I Make a Suggestion?

After Dothan, Ala., Judge Lawson Little sentenced Jerrick Michael Snell, 23, to prison for cocaine possession, he happened to walk by the convict’s courthouse cell. That’s when Snell invited Little to ...uh... perform a sexual act on him. Little ordered that Snell be gagged and brought back to the courtroom, where he amended Snell’s sentence. Instead of the 20 years in prison he got in court earlier, Snell has been sentenced to the maximum — life. (AP) ...Where, likely, he’ll have plenty of experience with the suggested sexual act.