Maybe He’s Staying With Elvis

It’s an unfounded rumor, insists Pakistan’s top military spokesman, Major-General Rashid Qureshi. He denies reports that Osama bin Laden, who is said to have a kidney problem, had checked into a Pakistani hospital the day before the September 11 terrorist attacks on the U.S. Reports say that the hospital’s urology staff was replaced by a secret team to treat the terrorist leader. “That is an absurd report,” Qureshi said. “How can we have secret urologists?” (Reuters) ...I don’t know either, but their secret handshake would surely be something to behold.